ouch i hurt my lips can you kiss them for me
how do u do the date thing
Come with me to a movie and I’ll show you
that was smooth as fuck
STOP POSTING FROZEN STUFF IM PISSED THAT I HAVENT SEEN IT YET AND JUST SPOILERS EVERYWHERE AND JUST UGH WHY CANT I JUST SEE IT ALREADY SCHOOL IS MY ARCH NEMESIS OR WHATEVER THEY CALLED IT ON KIM POSSIBLE BECAUSE I CAN’T REMEMBER NOW BECAUSE I AM SO UPSET AND ANGRY
Meanwhile, I couldn’t care less about Catching Fire because I read the books so none of the posts are really spoiling anything. And Johanna’s my favorite. On all levels. Jennifer Lawrence, I love you, but Katniss has just always bugged me, and you have to understand that I’m just not into the character you’re portraying, not you, because you’re the most glorious gift to human kind and I love you.
taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
THAT NO ONE EVER WAS
ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD
ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]
I wish one of my teacher’s did this.
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
MINE IS BEING CREATIVE
[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]
SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER
[SOMEHOW MANAGES TO SING THE HEDWIGS THEME SONG]
*INTENSE DOCTOR WHO THEME SONG SINGING*
[PASSIONATELY MAKES NOISES THAT VAGUELY RESEMBLES THE CLASSIC STAR TREK THEME]
LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???